My name is Ra Vashtar.

I was born on a Saturday in the past. I have previously been a two-time college dropout, a traveling wizard, a toy maker, the owner and operator of a small winery, an invertebrate psychic, a restauranteur, an actor, a furniture funeral director, and a pajama model. Currently, I'm a professional eccentric and fancy boy with nothing to lose and the entire world to explore. 

My name is Ra Vashtar.

I believe that seeing a moray eel is a bad omen and I use my sleeping cap to seal my dreams into reality. I believe that those dreams are the realest things in the world, and if you reach for the brightest sparkle in the night sky, you'll find yourself holding your own radiant spirit in your hands. Never forget your wildest dreams. If you do, I will hold them for you, and treasure them forever as a sequin on the hem of the universe. I am the sunlight and the diamond that reflects it. And you? You, my friend, are here to be entertained for a moment and brightened for a lifetime. What a wonderful moment we're here to share.